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📋 Incident Report – Funny Facts

• 🥇 Debugged 17 bugs just by being worn
• 🧄 Garlic-proof since that pasta incident
• 🐈 Approved by at least 3 cats
• 📅 Worn continuously during 12 sprints
• 🧼 Last washed: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯